A blue demon girl based off of the Mystic Clubstep monster in Geometry Dash. She has a lengthy demon tail with a spike for a tip, 4 thorns on her head and a small snout with a cat-like black nose. Has an official account and claims to actually exist somewhere in the outside world. Confirmed to be nice and friendly. Beware...
to restrain and tickle a person. usually performed by two or more people with one person restraining the "culetted" while the other person(s) do the "culetting". tickles are performed until the person usually passes out.
Ex. 1 - Hey Phil, lets culette Jon in his sleep... he'll never see it coming...
Ex. 2 - PAUL!!!!! stop culetting me you fuckingfag!!!!
a term used to describe a girl who isn't usually chubby or overweight, but is looking or feeling especially fat or chubby at that certain time. chubetteness can come from eating a large meal and feeling full.
**note that this phrase is only used by girls who are actually NOT fat, but think they're fat.
"uggh! i'm getting to be a real chubette."
"someone's become quite the chubette"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!