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butter the turd cutter
you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower
That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.
butter the turd cutter by Irving Fryer October 11, 2011
log cutter
log cutter by mayat November 8, 2013
cookie cutter bitches
These kind of girls are the same as everyone else. They seemed to have been made from a cookie cutter. Cookie Cutter Bitches can be seen clearly by looking at girls nowadays who follow trends. They have no difference or individuality within them, they’re all the same.
cookie cutter bitches by Ms.WinterTimeShawty June 3, 2014
cookie-cutter
Marked by sameness and a lack of originality; mass-produced. Often used to describe suburban housing developments where all of the houses are based on the same blueprints and are differentiated only by their color.
cookie-cutter by Greenie March 24, 2004
cum cutter
from Rick and Morty : it's Gutter, not Cutter, and it's not the abs, its the two lines directly below the abs that lead down to the groin
cum cutter by janglestick June 14, 2020
Pizza Cutter
Pizza Cutter by AvocadoNegroPhallus March 24, 2019
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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