cubacle

A cubicle or office space that is a complete debacle or disaster.

Taz's desk is a complete cubacle, she needs to sort through all those papers and clean up!

by John Oulton December 17, 2006

cubicle monkey

Pronunciation Key (kyoob-ikel mung-kee)
n. pl. cubicle monkeys

An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.

Bob is a cubicle monkey. He works from nine to five doing God-knows-what under fluorescent lights in a moveable three-walled office.

by W. Elliott April 23, 2006

Cubicle Cupid

When a guy and girl make out and/or have sex in a public toilet cubicle, especially after eyeing each other out in a club and pub. Rauchy and hot!

Did any cubicle cupid go on between those two last night?

by filthburger December 17, 2011

cubicle

A self-containing prison with ironically no bars, gates or latches.

"Sure being a high school teacher is about as good as working in a cubicle, but at least I get tax deductions for target practice on the range."

by Machiavelli August 30, 2003

cubicle farm

monotonous office environment characterized by white collar slaves wasting there lives in pseudo-offices with four foot walls while slowly morphing into zombies.

After 3 hours in the cubicle farm, i could feel my brain turning into a mushy mass of rotten pudding-like material.

by eus091142 December 18, 2003

Cubicle Coma

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

by MDermy August 20, 2010

cubicle warrior

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.

person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

by thatguy994839 June 25, 2009