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Fabulous and fun-loving. The life of the party. Crystle is beautiful inside and out. Makes the best friend, one you can trust with your life. Selfless and giving. Someone you would be extremely lucky to know. Fabulous cook, but can't bake a cookie to save her life.
My best friend? She's a real Crystle.
Crystle by kejjmh February 1, 2010
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Crazy in a bad way/insane. She is a witch and has a big butt. Also a red head
Person 1: OH GAWD ITS CRYSTLE
Everyone: AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHHHH
Crystle by Brianna25h February 8, 2019

Crystle Kettle 

Crystle kettle is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet. Crystle kettle, aka jamesbatty19, is one of the many roblox players. Crystle kettle is so hated that there is even a group called the Kettle Foundation. The Kettle Foundation is a group targeted at Crystle Kettle as an investigation group. The group is able to find out pretty much anything about ‘it’. The group is ran by PcNoodlex (aka Pc). Crystle Kettle hates Pc with a passion LOL
Crystle kettle, that one with a white hat and a white dress.
Crystle Kettle by Kettlecovld June 23, 2020

crystelle 

Crystelle is a loyal woman. She is kind but if you test her or annoy her she will be pressed. Crystelle can be silly and she can sometimes be sensitive. She is very anti-social but she can make you laugh all the time. When you are down Crystelle will be there to cheer you up and make you laugh. Crystelle is pretty and has a great personality. If you ever do something to hurt her she will never forgive you. Crystelle does not like hoes, thots, and homie hoppers. If you ever become friends with a Crystelle make sure to never let go of that person because you will regret letting go.
Crystelle is a great person and you should never let go over her
crystelle by Crystelle June 11, 2019

Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008
Crystel is a very powerful and kind girl but beware if you hurt her get ready for everyone to hate you, she is the definition of karma
Man:Hey what did you do to make CRYSTEL so mad? Ex friend: oh I ripped her bag. Man: welp gets ready for death
Crystel by Mari cheng September 29, 2020

Magnet of Crysteries 

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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