cryptoface

Cryptoface is one of the most popular financial traders that livestreams on Youtube. The world record holder of the most profitable Bitcoin / Financial trade ever livestreamed within a 24 hour period using his own funds. A true leader of the people, Cryptoface is unique because he leads his people thru the ups and the downs of trading. Unafraid to show when he has a loss makes him one of the very few legit traders in the scene. He wore a mask 3 years before covid because he despises fame and for the same reason every superhero does. Because when you build great empires and do good in the world, evil and government seek to bring it down.

Long live the king Cryptoface.

cryptoface by CasaDelAmigo March 8, 2021

cryptomacist 

A term related to the cryptocurrency supremacy claim over the traditional money system. A cryptomacist is usually spotted advocating utilizing the blockchain technology to power the freedom and decentralization of the society decisions as its final destination, and not just as secure transaction infrastructure for sloshing money around.

Another cryptomacist threatens to leave the crypto community for not being able to step up to its real goal : society decentralization.

cryptomacist by Sharded January 26, 2018

cryptofantasist 

Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.

"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"

cryptofantasist by Mr Yellovich August 18, 2014

Cryptofag

A guy who goes out of his way to not appear gay. This usually backfires. He can be gay or straight.

Vinny is a cryptofag just look at his car.

Cryptofag by EsonBoy June 9, 2020

Cryptocel 

An incel who stays home all day and trades cryptocurrency, most likely they pay their rent or mortgage using profits from cryptocurrency.

"My new roommate is a cryptocel, he just stays in his room all day and trades cryptocurrency."

Cryptocel by Onehappytoker May 7, 2021

cryptofaggot 

A user of a message board who successfully infiltrates the inner circle of respected posters, eventually revealing his hidden virginity and assburgers to the world in a series of offensively lame posts.

From Greek 'kruptos,' meaning hidden; and American 'faggot,' meaning faggot

Stop posting, cryptofaggot.

cryptofaggot by Spr0ingy January 31, 2007

cryptofatty 

A person who gains a lot of weight after getting into a relationship.

1: Damn bro! Did you see Jessica today? She got huge!
2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.

cryptofatty by slattimusprime December 14, 2021