crypit

instead of moshpit, its a crypit.

instead of jumping all over each other, you cry all over yourself ((:

i cant wait until they play unintended, its gonna be such a crypit ;o

by mynameishuman February 28, 2018

Cryptard

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Cryptaxkcdization

The ability to fit an XKCD to every situation, and Google out the link to it in a few seconds.

"So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"

***

Her status message was

"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"

and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/

by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010

CrypticNoone

Loser, simp, lebron stan

Crypticnoone in every girls comments: hey lol

by Ronnie2k_ October 19, 2020

Crypto-Sinophobic

A Crypto-Sinophobic is person that is lowkey or openly racist towards Chinese, but are using the Chinese government as an excuse to shit on Chinese people. They use racial slurs towards China, not knowing that offends Chinese people, Hong Kongers and other Asian ethnics. The amount of Crypto-Sinophobics has increased since the Hong Kong riot. They pretend to care about Hong Kong but they treat Western-Asians like trash in their country.

Note: The term can be applied to both Liberals and Conservatives

Crypto-Sinophobic: "We don't hate Chinese people, we only hate the GoVeRmEnT"

Crypto-Sinophobic: "Hong Kong should be freed from these ching chong"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Umm my grandparents is from China and we're still ethnically Chinese!"

Crypto-Sinophobic: "Fuck China and their small dick chink leader Pooh"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Shut the fuck up bitch! You have no right to use that word!"

by AznUnity November 18, 2019

Crypto bro

A person with a weak grasp on cryptocurrency/blockchain applications, yet has formed very strong opinions on the "best" ones. Often observed parading their involvement in crypto and arguing with other crypto bros.

Crypto bro twitter bio: Entrepreneur. #HODL. $BTC. Living life in the clouds. Gym rat.

by VinixxiniV January 1, 2018

Cryption

Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC

"Cryption said he was going to clap my mother"

by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021