crying j

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.

When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.

by flacktastic October 22, 2006

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Crying Jags

When you can't stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.

My sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.

by iNachoz July 30, 2009

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When a man Dips his partners Dildo into Eucalyptus oil. this will Cuase a Burning sensation on the poor womans pussy. Cuasing them to tear up for hours. and resulting in ur man horn being Seperated in only moments

Guy 1: Wouldnt belive How pissed Amanda is at the moment.

Guy 2: why's she pissed?

Guy 1: Gave Amanda a "Crying jenna".

by dexxy122 June 19, 2009

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Crying Johnny

Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.

"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."

by Bucko702 September 29, 2012

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crying jag

1) Excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma

2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work

Get your pussy ass out of that crying jag, get over here, and help me bury this body.

by patentleathertweezers December 18, 2011

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