Definitions by flacktastic

rip van wrinkles 

The impressions left on one's face or arms after a nap.

He fell asleep on his notebook in class and woke up with spiral-shaped rip van wrinkles.

rip van wrinkles by flacktastic February 1, 2007

crying j 

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.

When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.

crying j by flacktastic October 22, 2006