rip van wrinkles

The impressions left on one's face or arms after a nap.

He fell asleep on his notebook in class and woke up with spiral-shaped rip van wrinkles.

by flacktastic February 01, 2007

crying j

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.

When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.

by flacktastic October 22, 2006