crutun

When your friend *cough toni cough* can't spell for shit/nm

Per1: I'M CRUTUN

per2: ohmygod

by anonymous May 9, 2022

blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.

When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.

by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

crutonic

1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.

3. Something that is unfashionable.

2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.

1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.

2. That jacket is so crutonic.

3. Back off you crutonic bitch!

by Sianipants August 8, 2008

crudunkadunk

to be very, very crunk.

Dipal and Andres got so trashed last night with the friendles...they were crudunkadunk!

by Dipal May 5, 2005

Crutinous

Something distasteful, unpleasant, undesirable or untrue.

Man, thats a load of godamn crutinous boy.

or

That girl is so crutinous.

Can also be used as an expletive when upset, eg:

I broke my ipod. Crutinous!

by Evergreen1970 May 21, 2009

Crudunkulas

To be amazed in a way normal words can’t describe

CRUDunkulas it really fucking hot outside

by Sc:Coldest4k August 23, 2019

cruton

A delicious block of flavour that you may put into salads.

I love crutons because they make me feel closer to our savior, Jesus Christ.

by pianosaurus August 5, 2005