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blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.
When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.
blood cruton by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

crutonic 

1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.

3. Something that is unfashionable.

2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.
1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.

2. That jacket is so crutonic.

3. Back off you crutonic bitch!
crutonic by Sianipants August 8, 2008

crudunkadunk

to be very, very crunk.
Dipal and Andres got so trashed last night with the friendles...they were crudunkadunk!
crudunkadunk by Dipal May 5, 2005

Crutinous 

Something distasteful, unpleasant, undesirable or untrue.
Man, thats a load of godamn crutinous boy.

or

That girl is so crutinous.

Can also be used as an expletive when upset, eg:

I broke my ipod. Crutinous!
Crutinous by Evergreen1970 May 21, 2009

Crudunkulas 

To be amazed in a way normal words can’t describe
CRUDunkulas it really fucking hot outside
Crudunkulas by Sc:Coldest4k August 23, 2019
A delicious block of flavour that you may put into salads.
I love crutons because they make me feel closer to our savior, Jesus Christ.
cruton by pianosaurus August 5, 2005