Crusty Penis 

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

Crusty Penis by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

penis-crust 

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex

"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"

penis-crust by 4 Points October 15, 2009

penis crust 

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

penis crust by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022