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Crusty weave ass hoe

A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen shanice at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
Crusty weave ass hoe by King2011 October 28, 2011
Dirty skank. one who chooses to be used by many
Gilda. Thats the best example ever. Gilda is a Custy Hoe.
Custy Hoe by mikey12345 February 5, 2007
A girl who has recieved a facial from a male and forgotten to wash it off, thus turning crusty and hard.
"Damn hoe, that is custy!"
"Pass that custy hoe to the next guy in the room"

Musty crusty hoes 

A bitch who can’t keep up with money, a man, or a job periodt.
Follow me musty crusty hoes🏋️ ♀️
Musty crusty hoes by Veebounce June 12, 2019

crustyhearts 

A TikToker who changes what there favourite character is every 5 seconds he is transmasc an mlm content creator, as of the time of writing their favourite character is whisper the wolf an no, they are not a dsmp fan
I like crustyhearts
That’s gay
crustyhearts by Kefyz April 22, 2022

crustytoesaremine 

"crustytoesaremine" is a grenadier guards enthusiastic roblox player who has crusty toes
crustytoesaremine is the queens pet
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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