crusty ear
crusty ear by A Southall May 23, 2018
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Crusty Earmuffs
When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
Crusty Earmuffs by PetesMom February 9, 2013
crusteared
when a disgusting, sand and vomit colored substance fills one or both ears of a person. This person tends to become more and more irritable as more and more people go "eeew what the fuck is in your ear!"
Innocent Bystander: EWWWW Tofu what the fuck is in your ear!
Tofu: Fuck off! Im good at baseball... i think
Innocent Bystander: You dont have to be a bitch just cause your crusteared, asshole
Tofu: Fuck off! Im good at baseball... i think
Innocent Bystander: You dont have to be a bitch just cause your crusteared, asshole
crusteared by Frothman January 12, 2010
Crusteared
Crusteared by Baby Roth January 12, 2010
crustyhearts
A TikToker who changes what there favourite character is every 5 seconds he is transmasc an mlm content creator, as of the time of writing their favourite character is whisper the wolf an no, they are not a dsmp fan
crustyhearts by Kefyz April 22, 2022
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