crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out

He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear

by A Southall May 23, 2018

crusty earplugs

When you cum in your girls ears and it drys

Last night I gave my girl crusty earplugs

by Killingmyself69 December 21, 2016

Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.

A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!

by PetesMom February 9, 2013

ear crust

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust

Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

crusteared

when a disgusting, sand and vomit colored substance fills one or both ears of a person. This person tends to become more and more irritable as more and more people go "eeew what the fuck is in your ear!"

Innocent Bystander: EWWWW Tofu what the fuck is in your ear!
Tofu: Fuck off! Im good at baseball... i think
Innocent Bystander: You dont have to be a bitch just cause your crusteared, asshole

by Frothman January 12, 2010

Crusteared

When a person's ear developes a sort of crust and appears to excrete sand

Oh man did u see Topher he is totally crusteared

by Baby Roth January 12, 2010

crustyhearts

A TikToker who changes what there favourite character is every 5 seconds he is transmasc an mlm content creator, as of the time of writing their favourite character is whisper the wolf an no, they are not a dsmp fan

I like crustyhearts
That’s gay

by Kefyz April 22, 2022