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crusteared 

when a disgusting, sand and vomit colored substance fills one or both ears of a person. This person tends to become more and more irritable as more and more people go "eeew what the fuck is in your ear!"
Innocent Bystander: EWWWW Tofu what the fuck is in your ear!
Tofu: Fuck off! Im good at baseball... i think
Innocent Bystander: You dont have to be a bitch just cause your crusteared, asshole
crusteared by Frothman January 12, 2010
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Crusteared 

When a person's ear developes a sort of crust and appears to excrete sand
Oh man did u see Topher he is totally crusteared
Crusteared by Baby Roth January 12, 2010

crustware 

Ancient hardware or software especially that which was never particularly appealing even when new and is now devoid of any merit save its use as an example of obsolescence.
He fired up his old laptop and, behold, OS2/Warp struggled into life for the first time since 1994. This venerable piece of crustware filled the screen with its red and white startup screen proclaiming "All rights reserved". Ironic since nobody wanted it then and they sure as hell didn't want it now.
crustware by dr_D February 10, 2009

crustard 

n. The dry, annoying piece of shit on the tip of a bottle of mustard.
Before you squirt that shit on your burger, be sure to pick off the crustard first, dude!
crustard by designbabe73 September 3, 2004
Someone being really ugly but is still a legand at the same time. But they are monsters at black ops and will do anything to win. Typacially named Simon, Leo, WIll and anything starting with G.
That Simon was such a crusterd
Crusterd by ELDERLEO September 6, 2016

crustard 

A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.
"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."
crustard by Owen L November 24, 2009

Crustard-top 

Crustard-top - (noun) disc shape crust formation that forms at the top of a mustard dispenser.
I've been saving up crustard-tops for 2 years. Pretty soon I'll be able to make a crustard-top sandwich.
Crustard-top by Helmut Kientz January 21, 2007
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