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When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
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The distorted sound a woman hears after her man has ejaculated in her ear following or instead of vaginal intercourse. Typically utilized as a form of psychological punishment to the woman for not retrieving a beer, sandwich, etc.

Best inflicted while the woman is sleeping to induce maximum mental disorientation, though the technique can also be applied overtly to establish dominance.

A derivative of the sound of your own voice heard in earphones when speaking through a headset with attached microphone, or in the monitor earpiece musicians wear.
She wouldn't let me go anywhere near her NAT box last night, so I waited for her to fall asleep and slipped it in her ear. That f*@king Adele song won't sound so sweet with fuzzy sidetone!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
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