crustfuck
"the guy over there is a crustfucking"
crustfuck by Nolan Ekberg January 11, 2009
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bitchass cuntfucker
bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008
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crustfuck • crustbucket • Crushfuck • clustfuckery • Rustfuck • crusty fuck • Crusty Fucker • Trust Fuck • Cuntfuck • cuntfucker
Construction Cutfuck
When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.
I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.
Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.
Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.
Construction Cutfuck by Sakpat February 12, 2010
cuntfuck
1. noun, vulgar slang
A stronger form of both Cunt and Fuck, which seem to have lost all apparent offensiveness.
2. exclamation,
Sometimes exclaimed amid a nanosecond of immense pain/ displeasure, when the ability to choose either cunt or fuck individually is for some reason inhibited.
A stronger form of both Cunt and Fuck, which seem to have lost all apparent offensiveness.
2. exclamation,
Sometimes exclaimed amid a nanosecond of immense pain/ displeasure, when the ability to choose either cunt or fuck individually is for some reason inhibited.
cuntfuck by Oliver Otway September 22, 2005
Cuntfuckulated
Some completely destroyed
Cuntfuckulated by Cuntfuckulated_moutherfucker September 25, 2018
cuntfuck
Literally a fucking shit head that needs to grow up and become somewhat sensible, if that's possible for a cuntfuck.
cuntfuck by "anorexic garbage" December 15, 2006
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