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crushslut 

Crushslut is a label placed on people who attempt to date, but can only dream. They have crushes on many people, but sadly, can get none. Gernally, the number of crushes is 3, meaning if the person has more than 3 crushes and is shot down all three times, they are indeed, a crush....slut.
Kid: "Patsy likes me"
Friend: "Where are you going?"
Kid: "To vommit violently until I faint."
*later*
Friend: "Patsy likes me too"
Friend2: "Patsy likes me now"
Friend3: "Patsy likes me now too"
Friend4: "Patsy likes me also"
Kid: "You poor dumb bastards"
crushslut by Aqualad June 6, 2004

crushlationship 

Jalma is in a crushlationship with Wura
crushlationship by aurum96 February 16, 2013

crush slut 

(n.) an individual constantly attracted to multiple individuals at the same time. The word crush describes the individual's temporary attraction, while the word slut emphasizes the inconsistancy and indecency of the individual's attraction; not necessarily sexual in nature.
Holly has liked 4 different people in the past 2 weeks, and currently has a crush on 3 people. She is such a crush slut.
crush slut by Rita August 9, 2004

crush slut 

A person that has a crush on someone, assumes it is true love, and must automatically date their crush. The relationships between a crush slut and a normal person are relatively short, and even shorter if there are two crush sluts. After breaking up, the crush slut will find someone new within the first week. The cycle never ends until they die, apparently.
My friend's Brando and Amelia are quite the crush sluts; they've had more significant others than I've had chocolate! AND I'M FRIGGIN' HUGE!
crush slut by Pretty Emily February 6, 2005

crush slut 

1) A person that has a new crush every week
2) A person that has multiple crushes at the same time
3) a combination of 1 and 2
you have a new crush like, every week!

well ya but i have multiples
i mean c'mon ive been crushing on travis for almost a year

omg you're such a crush slut
crush slut by paco3 November 24, 2010

Couchslut 

A person that is always on the couch.
Man get up and do something you couchslut. Video games are bad for ya.
Couchslut by Blazeman March 30, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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