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crushslut 

Crushslut is a label placed on people who attempt to date, but can only dream. They have crushes on many people, but sadly, can get none. Gernally, the number of crushes is 3, meaning if the person has more than 3 crushes and is shot down all three times, they are indeed, a crush....slut.
Kid: "Patsy likes me"
Friend: "Where are you going?"
Kid: "To vommit violently until I faint."
*later*
Friend: "Patsy likes me too"
Friend2: "Patsy likes me now"
Friend3: "Patsy likes me now too"
Friend4: "Patsy likes me also"
Kid: "You poor dumb bastards"
crushslut by Aqualad June 6, 2004
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crushlationship 

Jalma is in a crushlationship with Wura
crushlationship by aurum96 February 16, 2013

crush slut 

(n.) an individual constantly attracted to multiple individuals at the same time. The word crush describes the individual's temporary attraction, while the word slut emphasizes the inconsistancy and indecency of the individual's attraction; not necessarily sexual in nature.
Holly has liked 4 different people in the past 2 weeks, and currently has a crush on 3 people. She is such a crush slut.
crush slut by Rita August 9, 2004

crush slut 

A person that has a crush on someone, assumes it is true love, and must automatically date their crush. The relationships between a crush slut and a normal person are relatively short, and even shorter if there are two crush sluts. After breaking up, the crush slut will find someone new within the first week. The cycle never ends until they die, apparently.
My friend's Brando and Amelia are quite the crush sluts; they've had more significant others than I've had chocolate! AND I'M FRIGGIN' HUGE!
crush slut by Pretty Emily February 6, 2005

crush slut 

1) A person that has a new crush every week
2) A person that has multiple crushes at the same time
3) a combination of 1 and 2
you have a new crush like, every week!

well ya but i have multiples
i mean c'mon ive been crushing on travis for almost a year

omg you're such a crush slut
crush slut by paco3 November 24, 2010

Couchslut 

Man get up and do something you couchslut. Video games are bad for ya.
Couchslut by Blazeman March 30, 2010