Couchslut

A person that is always on the couch.

Man get up and do something you couchslut. Video games are bad for ya.

by Blazeman March 30, 2010

couch slut

a person who chooses to always sleep on the couch rather than their own bed. This person does not sleep on the couch because he/she does not own a bed, but rather in preference for the couch's physical beauty over the bed's internal qualities (i.e. springs, memory foam, or other) and their relationship (proximity of the bed to the couch; this being generally short). Further qualities of this individual is that he/she will sleep on the couch at any time of day not only night; he/she will enjoy quickies (short naps) or extended periods of enjoyment (7-10 hours of sleep).

Shane: "Dude when I woke up this morning for class Mike was sleeping on the couch again!"
Kevin: "Doesn't he have a bed? What a couch slut!"

by shane-o! March 14, 2008

cockslut

a female with an insaitable appetite for dick

that cockslut fucked all 8 of us in one night

by h3l1x December 31, 2002

couch slut

Someone who loves a couch so much that they spend the majority of their day on it.

Mike Haus is a couch slut because he prefers to sleep on the couch instead of his bed.

by yeenigg March 16, 2008

couchsurf

To sleep at someone elses' home (esp. on the individual's couch) for an indefinite period of time. An act perpetrated mostly by college students, slackers, junkies, skaters, snowboarders, punks, ravers, clubbers, goths, hippies, cult members, or any other individual in need of a place to stay and willing to mooch said place from a friend, relative, or complete stranger willing to oblige them.

Hey man, I got kicked outta my apartment yesterday. Would you mind if I couchsurf at your crib?

by bleepman September 5, 2005

couchsurfing

A social networking tool for travelers to use while voyaging on the cheap. Done alone, in pairs, or in groups, couchsurfing can be done in over 250 countries with more than 2,000,000 couchsurfers worldwide. Popularized by its website, all that's required is to simply create a profile and request or offer a couch. Costs nothing but the memories and experiences are priceless.

Never sleep with your couchsurfing host...especially if he offers you alcohol.

by atayavie December 21, 2010

buttfucking cockslut

A snazzier way of calling somebody a loser. It will leave them stunned and unable to speak for 15-20 minutes.

Tonya: "Lester, you're a buttfucking cockslut!"

Lester: :(

by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005