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Candy Crush It 

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.
She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.
Candy Crush It by Devise November 22, 2014

crush it 

To accomplish or take in, ingest.
That sub sandwich is unstoppable, crush it. Jamie crushes papers like they're mcdonald's double cheese burgers at 2 am.
crush it by stew herrity August 4, 2007

Crush It 

crazy rough vaginal sex
damn that chick is hot, i wanna crush it!
Crush It by jim mcneil September 30, 2005

crush it 

To create a really good musical experience, usually heard on highly bloggable, highly relevant blog HIPSTER RUNOFF when referring to a live show.
Best Coast crushed it last night at the Music Hall of Williamsburg

MIA, didn't crush it tho on the recent talk show she went on
crush it by Spaghetti oOoOO's November 5, 2010

Crush It 

To have a bowel movement.
Dude, I wouldn't go in there; I just crushed it pretty badly.
Crush It by Chris Payne April 2, 2005

IT crush 

n. When a technically inept computer user or geek-wannabe repeatedly hassles a legitimate IT (information technology) person in an attempt to befriend them and pick their brain for free computer knowledge. The person with the IT crush can't be bothered with reading books themselves, and also considers you be their personal IT person and will email you directly instead of opening a support case through proper channels. The IT crush may also go so far as insisting on being on your IM buddy list, and sends you 'helpful' email like computer advertisements and virus warnings, cartoons, etc..

Usually the most prone to latch on are also the most prone to be infected by a trojan or virus.
1. "Dude, Kevin in purchasing keeps hanging out in my cube wanting to talk computers and pestering me with questions about his home wireless router. I think he's developing an IT crush on me."

2. "I ran this attachment I got but nothing happened. Can you run it on your machine and see what you think?"

3. "btw did you see Dilbert today? Hilarious!"
IT crush by Tim Barrett May 16, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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