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crush dream 

the most satisfying and amazing dream there is. usually involves your gorgeous crush hanging out with you, holding your hand, liking you back, kissing you, etc. You never want a dream like this to end. The only bad part is that it's not reality. Having a dream about a crush liking you back means you REALLY want him enough to have a whole fantasy made up about him by your subconscious mind.
"I had a crush dream about Logan last night. He kissed me at the top of the Eiffel tower. He was in LOVE with me!!! EEEKK!!!!! I wish he actually felt that way."
crush dream by chickenycheese July 14, 2019
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dream crush 

a person who consistently elevates expectations regarding a project, plan, episode, or potential accomplishment, only to kill the outcome in the end. Can also be applied to the experience itself.
Guy 1: Every time Erica gets me hyped for making the trip she bails at the last second.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that chick is a total dream-crush

Guy 1: Dude, I had been playing Galaga for 7 hours and got to the last level when I sneezed and died on my last life.
Guy 2: Total fucking dream crush!
dream crush by malice33 January 18, 2011

dream crush 

when you have a dream, usually involving someone you know, and something maybe a little romantic goes on, and you develop a confused crush for them (like a "maybe i had this dream because i like them" crush). probably most common with pre-teen girls.
A: dude!!! i had this dream where i kissed ___ and i don't know if i like her now or not!!
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.
dream crush by royaume August 13, 2016

Crush dreams 

Beating someone so bad that they want to quit whatever it is they thought they could beat you at. Letting your opponent think they can beat you or let them get ahead and get their hopes so high that when you beat them they will never assume a win again
"Hey Matt , lets go golfing and find some yuppies with fancy cloths and crush dreams brah"
Crush dreams by Aldonut May 29, 2018

Dream Crash

To dream crash, to wake someone up at 6:18 in the morning.
Used as a verb. Shortened to "DC".
Dave to Jon: "Stop fucking with me or i will DC (Dream crash) you tonight."
Dream Crash by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026