A white mom who puts a lot of pressure on her kids to get perfect SAT scores, play classical piano and avoid any thing in their life that will prevent them from attending an Ivy League school. Basically a white version of an Asian "Tiger Mom".
Girl: So why isn't Chip at the party tonight?
Guy: His mom wouldn't let him; has him doing flash cards of SAT vocabulary words all night. She's an albino tiger mom.
Guy: His mom wouldn't let him; has him doing flash cards of SAT vocabulary words all night. She's an albino tiger mom.
by malice33 November 26, 2015
a person who consistently elevates expectations regarding a project, plan, episode, or potential accomplishment, only to kill the outcome in the end. Can also be applied to the experience itself.
Guy 1: Every time Erica gets me hyped for making the trip she bails at the last second.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that chick is a total dream-crush
Guy 1: Dude, I had been playing Galaga for 7 hours and got to the last level when I sneezed and died on my last life.
Guy 2: Total fucking dream crush!
Guy 2: Yeah man, that chick is a total dream-crush
Guy 1: Dude, I had been playing Galaga for 7 hours and got to the last level when I sneezed and died on my last life.
Guy 2: Total fucking dream crush!
by malice33 January 17, 2011
internet bots that flood YouTube comment sections with banal comments (eg. "that's a great take") and profile photos of luscious booties aka "Perv Spam"
by malice33 May 07, 2024
by malice33 January 09, 2011