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crusading 

The futile act of relentlessly arguing a position to a person or audience, knowing they have already rejected it. Often the goal is not to convince anyone, but to antagonize dissenters, congratulate oneself for excellent arguing, or perhaps to instigate an entertaining or damning reaction.
"Should I even talk to my mom about climate change? Nah... that would be pointless crusading."

"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."

"No crusading in the comments, guys."
crusading by Kickflipper November 9, 2018

crusades 

The Crusades were a several centuries delayed response to Islamic jihad. When Pope Urban II called the First Crusade in 1095, the followers of the prophet had already spread across the Middle East and North Africa by force.
People who think the Crusades preceded Islamic jihad have been brainwashed by politicial correctness.
crusades by colonel jack mustard February 13, 2010

angry crusading 

The act of angrily tearing down buildings or burning them while running around yelling "DUES VULT" or god wills it and if you encounter anyone who is not screaming with you killing them and yelling "DUES VULT INFIDEL." Also plundering the town.
I went angry crusading yesterday. It was quite the town.

That man angry crusaded my house!
angry crusading by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

crusades 

A popular pastime during Middle Ages in which participants celebrated the King of Peace by raping and slaughtering every Muslim in sight. Generally considered the beginning of the age-old Christian tradition of killing those who are different from them.
Muslim: Welcome to Jerusalem!
Crusader: (cuts Muslim's head off) Yay crusades!
crusades by nehpets ttelfihs December 29, 2010

CrusadingTrashCan

A person in a discord server that doesnt contribute much, but joins in conversations. Someone who is just there.
Wow your a bitch fuck you, you suck CrusadingTrashCan

Crusading 

Crusading is the act of going on a quest to get nude images of a person you and your friends lust over. A truly noble act for your boys (or girls).

Noun form - Crusade
Past tense - Crusaded
I see you're talking to Beth. Are you crusading her?

I crusaded that fit girl Jessica last night for the boys
Crusading by BrightonianAndProud October 26, 2017