Noun, plural-lies. - The act of expressing hardcorefeelings for the month of July, the seventh month of the year, containing 31 days which includes drinking festivites and working with fire.
Tomas: "Yo! What are you getting into tonight"
DJ: "YEAH! WE BOUT TO GO TO THAT ONE LOUNGE!"
Tomas: "MAN I"M FEELIN ESPECIALLY MONSTERIFIC NOW THATS IT"S CRUNKULY!"
Adjective: Refers to a body style, particularly female, specifically stocky, yet not considered overweight, fat or obese. Stout build. Also known as thick. Other uses would be chunkularity.
Damn, that bitch got some chunkular thighs and a sweet chunkular ass too!
A spanish reflexive verb. Originating from the root word 'crunk'. Crunkarse directly translates "to crunk oneself." To be the cause of one's own badassness.
1. Waka Flocka Flame may have crunklash in his video "Oletsdoit".
2. I shook my dreads so hard I think I got crunklash.
3. I'm bout to get crunklash in the club.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!