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crunkization 

Guy: "Are you ready for some crunkization"

Girl: "I'm always readyto get crunk"

Guy: "Sweet"
crunkization by Ry-on January 29, 2006

premature drunkulation 

the condition when one gets drunk too early in the evening and then wants to pass out when her friends want to party
Our friend got drunk too early, aka premature drunkulation. Party foul! Epic fail.

Crongulation 

A simple mathematical sum which due to the ineptitudes of an individual, ends with a hugely erroneous answer, namely a crongulation.
Worker 1 "Dude, you seem to have a crongulation here. You've managed to add two and two and got potato"

Worker 2 "Oh man, I totally crongulated those figures. I'm sorry"
Crongulation by mottleyc February 14, 2013

crandulation 

another word for cr*p
Damn I forgot about that! ARGH crandulation!!
crandulation by Helen33333 April 30, 2006

crackulations 

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."
crackulations by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Cuckulation 

The act of being cucked.
Your boyfriend is not ready to handle this amount of cuckulation.