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crunkdated 

crunkdated:

similar to updating, or bumpdating (see bump), but when you update a website or message board in a crunk fashion

also, see lil jon (father of crunk)
bam!!! crunkdated!!! yeah!!!!!
crunkdated by jeffry hesse May 31, 2005
A Norwenglish word to describe someone who is cranky.
"Don't be such a crankface!"
crankface by MsOlden July 11, 2016

Crunkafied 

To get Crunk. The nirvana of Crunk. The most Crunk you can possibly be.
Yo homie. You was gettin crunkafied at at dat gay pride parade!
Crunkafied by Steve November 4, 2003

Cuntfaced 

A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.
U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!

Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
Cuntfaced by TysonCBeckford May 16, 2006

cuntfaced capitalist 

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.
Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

cuntfacedbastard

Expletive reserved for major cunts whose own cuntishness has elevated them above the common or garden cunt. abb. to CFB
Darling - dinner is ready! Coming you cuntfacedbastard!