crunchify 

to make someone crisp and feel guilt for not believing in Noodle

🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i believe 2D is the prettiest
your king julien: WHAT ABOUT NOODLE??
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i have sinned
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: crunchify me
your king julien: YOU JUST LOST NINE LEVELS OF YASSIFICATION

crunchify by russelhobbswife December 13, 2021

crunchify 

to make someone crisp and feel guilt for not believing in Noodle

🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i believe 2D is the prettiest
your king julien: WHAT ABOUT NOODLE??
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i have sinned
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: crunchify me
your king julien: YOU JUST LOST NINE LEVELS OF YASSIFICATION

crunchify by russelhobbswife December 13, 2021

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

Crunchy Fridges 

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.

Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"

Crunchy Fridges by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 23, 2019

crunchy gowon

Crunchy gowon is the ONE & ONLY rapper out there. She is the rap god of the universe and has been around for over 300,000 years. Eminem is a JOKE in comparison to our one&only.

person A: who’s eating chips do damn loudly?
Period B: sorry, I was just listening to Crunchy Gowon’s one&only rap.

crunchy gowon by stan loona 🤡 October 4, 2019

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

crunchy niggers 

Typically some crunchy foods such as crisps or nachos...

Hey, pass me some of them crunchy niggers

crunchy niggers by DestructionDomination July 17, 2017