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Crunch n' Munch 

A man having sex with one girl while eating another out at the same time.
"Dude, last night I had these two bitches and I put one down doggy-style and laid the other one face up on the back of the first one. It was straight crunch and munch." - Only really useful in said position.
Crunch n' Munch by Easy DZ September 9, 2005

Crunch n' Munch 

John had a fantastic crunch n' munch.
Crunch n' Munch by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014

Crunch n' Munch 

"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"

Cap’n Crunch 

Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.
“I Cap’n Crunched for breakfast this morning!”
“Is that why you have milk all over your face?”

Cap'n Crunch mouth 

When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.
I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!
Cap'n Crunch mouth by Carla Reyes January 11, 2008

cap'n crunch 

A good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.
cap'n crunch by Go Peter April 24, 2003