crumja

to be absolutely out of your fucking mind also needing to being foaming at the mouth.

Did you see that guy im gonna go fucking crumja on his ass

by REDUNDANT April 7, 2008

Crumbadat Theory

Kissing up to a hot girl in an attempt to get a “crumbadat” pussy

Hot Girl: Hey everyone, I sincerely apologize for kicking my dog in my latest video..
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude

by buysideandspeedystock August 22, 2019

Crumpacker

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.

Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.

by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011

Crumpassing

(adj.)
1. To repeat an over played joke
2. To make a cheesy or stupid joke that is not funny
3. taking a joke to far. (killing a good joke)

Jake: your mom goes to college!
Chad: Jake stop crumpassing

by crumpasser2 May 28, 2009

cumjack

When a girl jacks someone off, then uses their cum as lubricant to jack YOU off.

Me: After Bob cums, please cumjack me!
Girl: OK!
Bob: *cums*
Girl: *scoops up cum, jacks me off*

by Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor March 10, 2008

Crummaging

Crummaging: (corruption of the word scrummaging) The act of searching for and then stealing the minuscule crumbs covered in flavor from the bottom of another's chip packet.

I was eating my Doritos the other day and then Mitch lent over and started crummaging. What a dick.

by jnizo September 30, 2010

crumpalicious

Adj. to be cool beyond all posibilities. Undescribably awesome.

John just jumped over seven semi-trucks with a pogo stick! He is so crumpalicious

by Ianque Parker August 11, 2008