cramjack

its a device worn between two males having sex. it is worn by both males at the same time. it is worn over both penises. every time the man in the back thrusts, it jacks off the guy taking it in the butt. basically eliminates the reach-around procedure.

i just bought a new cramjack ...yay!!

by jo mama March 2, 2004

crapjack

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off

Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?

by rooftalk October 20, 2008

Clamjack

When a woman interferes with one's attempt to hook up with someone. Similar to "cockblock".

"He was totally into me, but then that bitch showed up and clamjacked me."

by Whereswill December 12, 2008

Crapjacking

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.

He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008

crapjack

When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.

"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."

by evman and benda January 19, 2010

Crapjacked

Someone stole (jacked) your stuff (crap)

Me and my friends walked over to the lunch lines, leaving are backpacks unattended. We came back to find that both of our wallets were missing. We just got crapjacked.

by miniCCL December 30, 2008