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cramjack 

its a device worn between two males having sex. it is worn by both males at the same time. it is worn over both penises. every time the man in the back thrusts, it jacks off the guy taking it in the butt. basically eliminates the reach-around procedure.
i just bought a new cramjack ...yay!!
cramjack by jo mama March 2, 2004
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crapjack 

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off
Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?
crapjack by rooftalk October 20, 2008
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Clamjack 

When a woman interferes with one's attempt to hook up with someone. Similar to "cockblock".
"He was totally into me, but then that bitch showed up and clamjacked me."
Clamjack by Whereswill December 12, 2008

Crapjacking 

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.
He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

crapjack 

When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.
"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."
crapjack by evman and benda January 19, 2010

Crapjacked 

Someone stole (jacked) your stuff (crap)
Me and my friends walked over to the lunch lines, leaving are backpacks unattended. We came back to find that both of our wallets were missing. We just got crapjacked.
Crapjacked by miniCCL December 30, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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