The_Prophessor's definitions

Zesty Boi

A boy who spends the majority of his day zesting strictly limes for garnishment in drinks and food.

If you want the zest, then you gotta get the best.
^ Zesty Boi for hire.

by The_Prophessor August 16, 2018

Crumbster

A person who frequently masterbates on hotel robes.

My crumbing is on point now that I have been a Crumbster for a few years.

by The_Prophessor May 31, 2018

Crumbster

An individual who masterbates strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.

My buddy, who is a Crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.

by The_Prophessor June 2, 2018

Crumbster

A man who frequents hotels and jizzes on the robes supplied in the room.

Did that Crumbster really just ask for more robes sent to his room?

by The_Prophessor May 30, 2018