Crumbster

A man who frequents hotels and jizzes on the robes supplied in the room.
Did that Crumbster really just ask for more robes sent to his room?
by The_Prophessor April 25, 2018
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Crumbster

An individual who masterbates strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.
My buddy, who is a Crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.
by The_Prophessor May 05, 2018
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Crumbster

A person who frequently masterbates on hotel robes.
My crumbing is on point now that I have been a Crumbster for a few years.
by The_Prophessor April 29, 2018
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Zesty Boi

A boy who spends the majority of his day zesting strictly limes for garnishment in drinks and food.
If you want the zest, then you gotta get the best.
^ Zesty Boi for hire.
by The_Prophessor August 16, 2018
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