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crumbster 

is a peice of total trash but is stil loved by everyone
www. twitch.tv/Crumbstervr
crumbster by Shino hendrix June 17, 2018

Crumbster 

An individual who masterbates strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.
My buddy, who is a Crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.
Crumbster by The_Prophessor June 2, 2018

Crumbster 

A person who frequently masterbates on hotel robes.
My crumbing is on point now that I have been a Crumbster for a few years.
Crumbster by The_Prophessor May 31, 2018
cr·um·berg krum-burr-g

Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Crumberg by ShantaHater May 16, 2014

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.
mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

Panty Cruster 

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.
I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.
Panty Cruster by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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