crumble/crumb 

This word(s) has a double meaning, similar to the swear word shit.

another word for shit
or
"the real deal".

Thats the real crumble im talking about!
- That is the real shit, for example in reference to drugs or food cooked at home.

Can be shortened to crumb

Thats just crumb. -or- Im looking at the crumb right now. and its you.

- Translates to
That is just so bad its not cool. -or- Im looking at the real deal right now and thats you. (a subtle pick up line that can confuse the person you are picking up - a great tactic to take on the "mystery enticer" persona.)

Ahhhhh crumble/crumb - like crud from the simpsons, only more like flanders in the first instance, and more like barney in the second.

crumble/crumb by Genevieve Ingham August 9, 2006

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble

Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

crimble crumble by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018

crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.

Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.

crumble pussy by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016

May Your Cornbread Crumble 

A phrase used to bid farewell. Used among friends only, and indicates a hope that the sweet parts of life blend with the rest.

Charlie: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow!
Peter: Sounds great man, may your cornbread crumble!

May Your Cornbread Crumble by Peter J B February 10, 2008

Crumble Belly

The state of a queasy stomach, usually associated with too much and/or bad food.

I would love to go out to the movies with you tonight, unfortunately the burrito I just ate has given me a case of the crumble belly.

Crumble Belly by Sean Kerr August 28, 2007

Chrissy Crumble 

A phrase Used by strangers things’ fans to describe being air lifted by a villain called Vecna and get all of your bones broken and shattered.

I started screaming when Vecna did the Chrissy crumble on max

Chrissy Crumble by Howling winds July 2, 2022

Crumble Cake

1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.

2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.

"Oh man Tony is such a crumble cake, I thought he was going to build a Treehouse last night."

Crumble Cake by Fego May 26, 2008