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When your eating and you cum and you sprinkle crumbs on your cum and eat it
"one minute mom I need to eat my crumbcum"

"okay honey"
crumbcum by Grubtublum February 21, 2023
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1) An insult of high offense in Flying-Fox culture. It is similar to a human's "asshole," "dickhead," or "numbnuts," but far more vulgar.

2) The only appropriate description of Dr. Ivo Robotnik.
Tails: "Sonic will never help you; you, you crumbum!"
Crumbum by Benji2525 June 11, 2013
One in a pleasant mood who exhibits a downward countenance, in order to elicit sympathy, affection, or a favor from another.
Charles lightly elbowed Jane, not buying her pout. "Don't be a crumbum," he said. She smiled.
crumbum by Pseudonym04c321e March 17, 2010
A term often used by high school wrestlers to describe absolute choochery during a match. You can identify a crum bum by observing their headgear, goggles, mouthpiece, etc. partially or completely falling off during a match. Depending on the frequency of exercising crumbum abilities, one may evolve into a mega chooch.
JBone is such a crumbum, did you just see his singlet split wide open?
Crumbum by NJ chooches May 7, 2018
The same kind of 'Fat cat'. Meaning a person became rich in wealth by leeching on poorers.
They are mostly White, Republican, and upper-middle age. The most infamous of all, Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney, currently the Vice President of the United State of American(aka Advisor of Halliburton). Running our puppet President on a leash like his own personal bitch.
Jon Stewart of The Daily Show: Fat cats and Crumbums

Fat cat is slang term which describes a rich, greedy person who, due to ownership of large amounts of capital, is able to "live easy" off the work of others. Often, those labeled "fat cats" will reap a sustantial financial gain from a business, while the business itself, and the people who are employed by it, do not. The term is also sometimes used to refer disparagingly to wealthy contributors to a political campaign. The term stems off from the fact that since rich people can buy a lot of food, they both tend to resemble each other, the owner and the cat, in girth of waist, haughtiness, and a holier-than-thou attitude.

-Courtesy of Wikipedia-
Crumbum by EffGee July 3, 2006
Extreme feelings - not necessarily negative or positive - towards the crust of bread. Mostly used when talking about Italian or whole wheat bread. Never used when speaking about rye. Never.
"Breadophiles commonly show signs and/or evidence of having crumbumb."
crumbumb by wormbite August 20, 2022
a person who never seems to be full
He asked me if I was going to finish my food, and I wasn't, so I gave it to him. I don't understand how he was still hungry, but he's always been a crumbum.
crumbum by Kibzen September 15, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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