by Cat March 12, 2003
A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.
"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"
by RoFroGinger January 19, 2022
by Jimmy D October 13, 2003
A person who cannot for the life of them clear crumbs off their bed. So they sit on it, and flatten the crumbs out and until the crumbs keep collecting. Eventually Stay away from this person at all costs.
by Cheecheez September 13, 2010
I've been one before.
Takes one to know one.
You can grow out of it, if you don't have severe brain damage.
crum bum
Takes one to know one.
You can grow out of it, if you don't have severe brain damage.
crum bum
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
by master_fu_my_bestie December 6, 2021