crumb snake 

A scary snake that lives under the cushions of your couch, that scavenges for crumbs left by snackers. Used to scare children from leaving a mess of crumbs on the couch.

Clean up those crumbs or the crumb snake will come out

crumb snake by Crummy March 9, 2004

Crum Snake 

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.

Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.

Crum Snake by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009

crumbshaker 

The act of masterbation after a period of time where inadequate personal hygiene results in an accumulation of smegma in the mammalian genitals, causing a "snowstorm" effect to occur.

Aptly co-termed: "dick-blizzard".

"Have we got any icing sugar?", she enquired.
"...Give me a minute, I've got a crumbshaker brewing".

crumbshaker by RaddickRam&etharrrn May 14, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004