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cruddlington 

A universal replacement for any word in the english language.
Guy- "hey man i just made out with Anna"
Guy2- "oooft brah shes like full on cruddlington"

Guy- "I was pumping this chick in the cruddlington all night long"
Guy2- "Eshays"

Guy- "bro that OJ and south wales gave me the cruddlingtons"
cruddlington by cruddlington69 August 21, 2008
Related Words
to make a guy wet...turn him on...make cums leak out of him
i was cudding with ryan last night!!
cudding by shanon July 8, 2005
1. Listening to Kid Cudi.
2. High as shit; Stoned
3. Listening to Kid Cudi while your High/Stoned.
Mark: What Ya Doing?
Kevin: Nothing much, Cudding.
Mark: Sweet Man, Thats Chill.
Cudding by Ragerrr96 May 31, 2011
To suck off a guy and throw up cum all over his face
cudding by shann0n September 18, 2006

cruddling 

cruddling or cruddeling down....

when one squats down or lowers body pulling knees into chest because of pain or to make ones self small.

a very leicestershire saying, mainly loughborough area used by my dads mum. possibly now no longer in use.
"the boy was cruddling down behind a tree to avoid being seen"
cruddling by speekingtree May 15, 2007
When somebody cries because their friend is upset with his jokes about his turtle crushing muscles
Mitch: "save the turtles from David!"
David:"you're very annoying"
Mitch:"David, am cridding"
cridding by Mahkey October 20, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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