crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...
by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013
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crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.
Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.
by texadelphia March 18, 2011
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crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.
My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.
by Dogs.Breakfast June 09, 2016
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Brown Crown

When someone deficates on top of your head in a sexual fasion.
I just gave Rhonda a brown crown she'll never forget.
by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002
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Brown Crown

When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.
Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.
by Leon the smurf October 08, 2007
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Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.
Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"
by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013
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brown crown

synonym for first-time anal sex
Sarah and I were pretty wild in the sack, and she let me take her brown crown.
by a lex July 29, 2006
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