crottles 

The infestation of all the STDs known to man in one person

"Are you gonna sleep with Jackie"
"No way man I'm pretty sure she has crottles."

crottles by Jackie4 August 12, 2009

Cottlestone Pie 

Cottleston Pie Definition:

It stands for Inner Nature.

The song from Winne the Pooh is explained in the book "The Tao of Pooh"

“A fly can’t bird, a bird can fly.” Very simple. Very obvious. And yet, you’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives. It means that we're all different individuals even though created equal.

“A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.” Coming from a wise mind, such a statement might mean, “I have certain limitations, and I know what they are.” Unfortunately, some people-who always seem to think they're smarter than fish and birds, somehow-aren't so wise, and end up causing big trouble for themselves and others.

"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie"

All we have to do is recognize Inner Nature and work with things as they are- after all "You can't get very far if you don't know who you are"

Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Inner Nature

-Cottleston Pie sounds better, said Pooh.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Things are as they are"
"Better...But it still doesn't rhyme" said Pooh.
Cottletone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone Pie.
(from "The Tao of Pooh")

Cottlestone Pie by Effechi April 9, 2010

Chottles

Sagging, unusually large cheeks. Usually a result of steroids or pregnancy.

My chottles are getting so big, I don't even want to take pictures!

Chottles by justadream134 December 8, 2010

Cottleston Pie

A pie that is mentioned by Winnie the Pooh Bear in his philosophical piece, the Tao of Pooh. Used by him as a response to various riddles including, "Why does a chicken, I don't know why." So use this as an answer to anything.

Example: Joe- How do you use these condoms?
Mary- Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie.

Teacher- What is the square root of 56.9?
Student- Cottleston pie.

Dood- What is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?
Me- 42 cottleston pies.

Cottleston Pie by bezgurl February 13, 2006

Crettles 

Crettles- To place your fingertips together in a manner similar to that of Montgomery Burns.

"Ok, I've given you admin powers"
"*Wordsmith crettles* Excellent :D"
"wait... What are you planning?"

"Danny crettled quietly in the corner- soon he would take over the world"

"Hey, what's he doing?" "He's crettling... Leave him to it, he might let you live later"

Crettles by Wordsm!th June 27, 2009

crottled greeps 

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.

If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?

crottled greeps by rich brown August 11, 2004

crottels 

A form of the craps where you poop comes out in little pieces, much like rabbit poop

Dude after eating that pizza last night I had a bad case of the crottels.

crottels by governator82 February 15, 2010