darkwhitein1955's definitions

Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

RIP the start

To start something knowing it will be the end of you.

Last night I went from oxys to croxcies RIP the start.

The seals RIP the start and repel into the heavily guarded compound.

by darkwhitein1955 December 19, 2014

tinderhole

When you match with a girl on tinder then proceed to snap and sext yourself into an uncanny virtual comfort zone never to meet in real life.

"Ok Haylee .. if we don't make drinks happen TONIGHT we are totally going to fall into the tinderhole and fate will never forgive us."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

Creamweller

An alcoholic beverage made with 1/2 cream soda and 1/2 Weller bourbon.

She asked me if I wanted to hit her bong but I'd just finished my fourth Creamweller and was buzzing pretty nicely so I just snarled instead of saying no.

by darkwhitein1955 March 3, 2020

snaptrap

When you seem to hit it off with a girl then kinda lose each other once you add her on snap. This can also be when you give a girl your snap instead of your real number because you're uncertain and it's way easier to ghost her there.

"I heard you were talking to Ashley!?"

"Not really, we fell victim to the snaptrap."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

sex camel

Someone who doesn't want to fuck you very often. They seem to be fine and get lots of mileage out of their occasional sexual encounters.

"I thought you were with Jeremy?"
"Yeah.. we fuck but I need it way more than him .. he's such a sex camel."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

hunger

Hunger is fatness leaving the body.

Her "OMG I'm sooooo hunger."
Him "Isn't it wonderful? That's the feeling of fatness leaving the body!"

by darkwhitein1955 March 3, 2020