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crotchulate 

a. 1) get crunk

2) abrv. get it crotch'd

b. 1) crotchulate it - to get the
party started

2) can also mean to have gay sex...
especially when used as an
insult for someone named tyler
hall or when made into the
word "man-crotchulated.

BACKGROUND:
It all started when Tyler Hall
(Tyala)looked at gay porn on my
computer. So then, after telling
many, many people about his
antics, Sam, a comedic genius,
made up the phrase man
crotchulated while we were talking
about him. So the term was quickly
picked up by our peers and
hopefully will be picked up by
others around the world.
a. We came to the party ready to
get it crotch'd.

b. Tyala goes to the gay bar and
keeps it man-crotchulated.
crotchulate by Zech May 24, 2004

crotchblasted 

When someone is hit in the crotch really hard by troop 330 the badass troop
he turned around before i deadassed him and got crotchblasted
crotchblasted by PEE WEE January 10, 2005

crotchslave 

another name for a sextard or gimp, particularly if the crotchslave is an adolescent girl.
Ex: Hey, let's rape Jason's crotchslave.
crotchslave by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

Crotchalated 

when a male (over a certain age) gets hit in the crotch he is crotchalated
"I got crotchalated when I sled down the hill because there was a rock in wrong places..."
Crotchalated by Goganthian May 2, 2008

Crotchapalegic 

When she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.
Bitch was about to go down on me until she went Crotchapalegic.
Crotchapalegic by ms122377 November 26, 2020

crotchateria 

Where you wash crotches.

Where you tell someone to go that’s being crotchety.
You need to go take a squat at the Crotchateria.
crotchateria by AlliDaug July 21, 2022
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