Epiphiana's definitions

erotically racist

Simply having sexual desires towards specific ethnicities, but yet, NOT being generally racist towards others; only having sexual preferences towards specific ethnic groups.

This one Asian man is erotically racist for specific specific women, he doesn't know, and they all just happen to be of British decent. But he didn't know that they are all British.

by Epiphiana February 19, 2014

crotchistic

When something is so good, but it smells like crotch in the environment. It's also another way to say something was good, but somebody nearby stunk; specifically with the smell of crotch.

Last night was crotchistic.

by Epiphiana September 7, 2013

two cents short of a buck

Basically having an IQ less than average; being Republican, while not being rich (aka cents, money) and not paying much taxes or any due to being poor; a middle class individual who happens to side with Republicans (aka: lack of sense, abstractly inferred by "cents")

That man in the bar, drinking beer and who is rambling about politics is two cents short of a buck.

by Epiphiana December 5, 2010

raffic

It means "Traffic" for someone who does know how to spell check.

Joe Blow got stuck in raffic.

by Epiphiana April 18, 2018

information orgy

1. a boisterous, rowdy group sharing of information.

2. a wild gathering marked by the sole purpose information distribution.

3. an informal seminar or lecture with mostly fun activities, rather than the standard sitting and listening

There's an information orgy taking place at lunch, at the cafeteria. Basically, it's lunch with some guy hosting a Jeopardy like game with material regarding our project and prizes include food and restaurant coupons

by Epiphiana April 28, 2014