crotch stain

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A stain of the general area of the crotch.

"hey Nick you have a crotch stain"
"Thanks Raftis I know. Thanks for noticing tho."

crotch stain by N. Raftis January 4, 2008

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crotch stain

A crotch stain is a stain usually on your under wear. If you have a really bad crotch stain than it will protrude onto ur pants. Crocth stains can consist of: pee, poop,blood,seamen, or all of the above. Doctors estimate you will get at least two a year.

* in a business offfice*
"Uh carl come here"
"Yeah joel?"
"You have a crotch stain."
"oh my god no way"
"im not lieing look for urself"
"thanks joel"
"no problem i had one last week"
carl ties a sweater around his waist till lunch break when he can change his pants.

crotch stain by A wise woman February 1, 2007

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crotch stain

a god damn nut stain on your pants

HAHAHAHA! said joe when he noticed his grandpop had a critchstain ( that old bag)

crotch stain by zack March 24, 2003

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crotchstank

The pungent fragrance of an unwashed groin.

Dwayne didn't like the smell of his own crotchstank.

crotchstank by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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