zack's definitions

yahtzee!

expersion used when a great play has unfolded in sports and there is nothing that can describe it

1. a player hit a homerun "Oh thats yatzee!"
2. Man gets a strike in bowling "Yahtzee, tripple points."

by Zack April 5, 2004

Slowcala

a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.

kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!

by zack July 27, 2004

shafted

another word for pwned/owned/served.

Also means to be analed by your cell-mate.

Bubba shafted that noob.

by Zack May 13, 2004

zombie

A type of virus which sends numerous amounts of useless packets to a computer or a server and floods it to crash it's connection.

Wow i just scanned this fag's server for open ports and i found a couple and owned it with some zombies. RIFK

by Zack February 26, 2005

fuck bags

a womans tits, generally large enough to tit fuck.
A girl who likes her tits slapped really hard

Look at the fuck bags on Amy, she's bigger than her mom!!

by Zack December 27, 2003

Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

by Zack February 27, 2004

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005