crotch jaw

Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.

"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."

crotch jaw by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

crotchjam 

The substance in your crotch after a night of partying and dancing. May contain sweat, glitter, powder, makeup, lubrication and/or female or male ejaculate. Can also be caused by menstruation.

Dang, do you have any wet wipes? I have crotchjam.

crotchjam by Mcww February 25, 2023

crotchjew

To use one's body parts to get free stuff.

Man, that girl totally crotchjewed the cashier when she flashed him and got Biggie Fries for free.

crotchjew by the_chavi May 6, 2004