the_chavi's definitions

crotchjew

To use one's body parts to get free stuff.

Man, that girl totally crotchjewed the cashier when she flashed him and got Biggie Fries for free.

by the_chavi May 6, 2004

moshcrotch

The smell that arises from a crowd at an outdoor concert. It's a combination of sweat, heat, rain, mud, alcohol, drugs, nasty hookers, and live music.

Oh man, I smelled like moshcrotch after i left the Warped tour.

by the_chavi May 6, 2004