Definitions by the_chavi

crotchjew

To use one's body parts to get free stuff.

Man, that girl totally crotchjewed the cashier when she flashed him and got Biggie Fries for free.

crotchjew by the_chavi May 6, 2004

moshcrotch 

The smell that arises from a crowd at an outdoor concert. It's a combination of sweat, heat, rain, mud, alcohol, drugs, nasty hookers, and live music.

Oh man, I smelled like moshcrotch after i left the Warped tour.

moshcrotch by the_chavi May 6, 2004