crotch beader 

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

crotch beader by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

crotch beader 

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

crotch beader by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

beaver crotch 

a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.

boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"

beaver crotch by iloveshavedpussies December 9, 2008

crotchbender

A woman who takes away a man's will to live by bending his mental penis to the point it is at a 90 degree angle.

Linda sure can be a crotchbender to Mark.

crotchbender by Katmando August 21, 2006