crotch beader

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someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

crotch beader by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

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crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

crotch beader by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

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beaver crotch

a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.

boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"

beaver crotch by iloveshavedpussies December 9, 2008

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crotchbender

A woman who takes away a man's will to live by bending his mental penis to the point it is at a 90 degree angle.

Linda sure can be a crotchbender to Mark.

crotchbender by Katmando August 21, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

Word of the Day on October 11, 2026

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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