crosswind

Where someone farts sideways in front of you instead of waiting till you passed by before "letting fly".

I was scheduled to meet my girlfriend for a sunset stroll after da community baked-bean supper, but I had to "delay takeoff" --- i.e., postpone getting up and leaving --- for five minutes due to major crosswinds.

crosswind by QuacksO August 2, 2023

crosswind of treachery 

chains of treasonable breaking of trust and confidence by truted political associates for want of political power by all means and at all costs.

crosswind of treachery example may include a diabolical scheming for political offices in nigeria in 2003

crosswind of treachery by akinson June 12, 2009

Crosswind pee 

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

Crosswind pee by Itznoone June 6, 2023

Animal Crossing 

A Nintendo-published video game so addicting that it is essentially digital heroin.

Person 1: Hey man, what's so great about Animal Crossing?
Person 2: You go fishing and dig up stuff and buy furniture and have animal neighbors and a loan-shark raccoon.
Person 1: That sounds terribly boring.
*after 5 minutes of playing*
Person 1: WHY HAVE I NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE

Animal Crossing by StBz January 10, 2013

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus

I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Animal Crossing: New Horizons by E X P A N S I O N March 29, 2020

Animal Crossing 

Released in 2002 by Nintendo, Animal Crossing, a game for the Nintendo GameCube was dubbed a "communication game" due to many aspects of communication being featured in the game. Players live in a virtual town and live life as they see it, interacting with villagers, fishing, shopping, catching bugs, and whatever else they wish to do.

I enjoy playing Animal Crossing.

Animal Crossing by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003