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A Cronkot is someone a cut above the rest. Only elites receive this title and only elites know about it. If you read this definition you have stepped into the domain of homo superior.
King, gets so many bitches he’s definitely a Cronkot.
Cronkot by Cronkot April 22, 2022
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A Cronkot is a person above others. An elite, if you find this definition you have made your first step into legendary status. Become a Cronkot today for just £999 a day for the rest of your life.
Friend 1 - Look at that guy, he’s so cool he’s a sigma.

Friend 2 - No he is a Cronkot.
cronkot by Cronkot April 22, 2022
The type of person who struggles to find a partner. Likely to spend a lot of their time gooning
His girlfriend left him and he went straight onto twitter? He’s definitely a cronkot
Cronkot by ShutupKwabs June 14, 2025

Walter Cronkite

The greatest journalist to ever live. He broke the news of President John F. Kennedy's assassination and death. He exposed the American people to the reality of the war in Vietnam. He also was a staunch supporter of NASA and the exploration of space. Men like Walter Cronkite are the standard of what a journalist should be.
The following is a famous quote from Walter Cronkite after John F. Kennedy's funeral on November 25th, 1963.

"It is said that the human mind has a greater capacity for remembering the pleasant than the unpleasant. But today was a day that will live in memory and in grief. Only history can write the importance of this day: Were these dark days the harbingers of even blacker ones to come, or like the black before the dawn shall they lead to some still as yet indiscernible sunrise of understanding among men, that violent words, no matter what their origin or motivation, can lead only to violent deeds? This is the larger question that will be answered, in part, in the manner that a shaken civilization seeks the answers to the immediate question: Who, and most importantly what, was Lee Harvey Oswald? The world’s doubts must be put to rest. Tonight there will be few Americans who will go to bed without carrying with them the sense that somehow they have failed. If in the search of our conscience we find a new dedication to the American concepts that brook no political, sectional, religious or racial divisions, then maybe it may yet be possible to say that John Fitzgerald Kennedy did not die in vain. That’s the way it is, Monday, November 25, 1963. This is Walter Cronkite, good night."
Walter Cronkite by Nascarking24 October 2, 2013

cronkite 

In the simplest of ways it means "news". Made famous by Hip Hop artist Grand Puba.
Yo man, what's the Cronkite?
cronkite by Bonita Applebum February 12, 2006

sloppy cronkite 

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (1/29/07):

Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."

We were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed "and that's the way it was" and left me hanging! What did I do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?
sloppy cronkite by AZ_Squeegee February 1, 2007

cronkite 

Description of a situation that was desirable to the individual.
Yo, that shit last night was cronkite.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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