cronklin

Doing something that hurts someone else in any way, shape or form.

"If you don't stop I'm gonna' cronkle you."
"You better stop cronklin me before i tell my parents."

by Bobby Lite January 14, 2008

Cranklin

Franklin, NC

a place full of old people, and lots of meth, coke, and pot.

lil crack too...

*FHS douche-bag dumb-asses*

-Another meth lab blew to shit!

-Oh damn son! thats Cranklin for you..

by Gizmoisdaman May 20, 2010

Max Conklin

The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.

Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.

by Dudbdj March 30, 2019

Randy Conklin

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

Crinkling

Furries walking about in diapers. Mostly filled.

Other terminologies include: Crinkle

At RainFurrest they were crinkling.
This is how you crinkle.

by Kekistani_Memefag July 17, 2017

Brett Conkling

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.

I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK

by AJDavie December 18, 2009

Cronking

That moment when a party or tune kicks those legs into action causing your booty to thrust, fist to pump and body to get down and get on it, i.e. That OOMPFT feeling.

A beefy beat may also be described as a 'Cronker' likewise getting your groove on may be described as 'getting your cronk on'.

"That cronking bassline is making my lungs rattle"

"Dude that party last night was proper cronking"

"That last tune Buckley played was a cronker"

"Wow! You see Soul Train last night? Don Cornelius got his Cronk on!"

by Partay Pat September 15, 2012