YourDailyDoseOfConk's definitions

Randy Conklin

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

Holmes

The nickname for your lunch aid that calls you and your friends things such as; “homeboy,” “fart,” “nerd,” and “barbecue sauce”

Holmes: What’s up homeboy?

Me: Good?
Holmes: Go poop on yourself

by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018