Definitions by YourDailyDoseOfConk

Randy Conklin 

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

Randy Conklin by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

Holmes

The nickname for your lunch aid that calls you and your friends things such as; “homeboy,” “fart,” “nerd,” and “barbecue sauce”

Holmes: What’s up homeboy?

Me: Good?
Holmes: Go poop on yourself

Holmes by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018