RainFurrest

RainFurrest is an event in which Furries congregate to do Furry things. The events started in 2007 and was cancelled to never be seen again in 2016 due to a heavy influx of furries crinkling around the convention and nearby hotels, as well as damaging property and taking drugs.

Marc Newey: Hey Nigel, wanna go to RainFurrest next year?
Nigel Farage: Oh, didn't you hear? RainFurrest got cancelled this year because people kept crinkling all over the floor.
Marc Newey: Damnit, I was looking forward to crinkling in public free of judgement, looks like I saved up money for no reason.

by Wapour Vave December 5, 2018

Rainforest Rabbit

The politically correct term for a "Jungle Bunny."

Politically correct people do not say "jungle" any more. They say "rain forest." And they do not say "bunny" any more because it might offend some people as sexist.

Hey, Leroy, how about you and your rainforest rabbit buddies come over for a beer tonight?

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Paving the Rainforest

To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.

Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"

by Captain Spense November 10, 2008

The Rainforest Café

Large jungle-themed restaurant owned by the Landry's Corporation. Typically falls just short of pimping out its employees in its never-ending quest to squeeze every last goddamn dime out of customers. Often mistakes the criteria for what makes a rainforest animal (note: Kodiak Grizzlies do not live in the rainforest) and what constitutes an appropriate rainforest soundtrack (note: nix the jazz flute and the country rock ballads). Management handpicks leering hispanic men and manic fucktard douchebags to round out the staff. Don't snap on the retail girls because you don't understand the dynamics of capitalism.

Man: Wtf there is a petite mexican man inside that 6' tree frog costume. Why is he bipedal, why does he stink of febreze.
Woman: Why, that's Cha Cha! The Rainforest Café's lovable mascot here to lift your spirits and enliven your child's day.
Man: I've decided to go batshit insane on the next person to take my picture for $5.99 or offer me membership to their Safari Club program.
Woman: Why is it so loud in here? The foliage overhead is extremely dusty. Are those fish real? Those uniforms are fugly.

by Tuki March 24, 2008

Rainforest Violation

A woman who has a lot of or refuses to shave her pubes. This is derived from the fact that due to the thickness of pubic hair, light will never reach the actual skin; similar to sunlight in the rainforest. In addition, the hair is thick enough to be a habitat for animal life.

This one time I saw my buddy's girl come out the shower. I kinda knew she was one of those feminist twats who didn't shave beforehand, but now I had evidence that she was a walking Rainforest Violation!

by John Slivka November 19, 2007

Polluting the Rainforest

The term used to desribe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.

Eating mexican food and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting the Rainforest the next morning.

by jfitz109 July 29, 2008

Amazon rainforest

Literally burning

Amazon rainforest is literally burning

by Mad thigh slapper September 2, 2019